How to make sure everyone knows about your caffeine addiction

Are you a caffiend? Then let the world know about your undeniable caffeine addiction! Caffeine users are usually tireless workers who need a little extra brain stimulation to accomplish all of what they want to in a day. They’re clever individuals who understand the power of a chemical kick in the pants. So, without further ado, here are a few ways to take pride in your mild physical dependence. 


First, it’s imperative that you transport your coffee stylishly. You can’t say you’re a caffeine addict if you don’t have chic caffeine canisters. That’s like calling yourself a fashion expert while wearing Crocs. I recommend Zazzle and Photojojo

Decor is entirely necessary. If you can get your hands on a real coffee bean burlap bag, hang it on your wall or use it as a curtain. 

Let the blessed aroma of robusta linger throughout your home. 


Construct somewhat of a shrine near your caffeine source. 


Ever daydreamed about bathing in coffee? Well you can! Ground coffee is a fantastic exfoliant, and caffeine actually has lots of great benefits to offer your skin. It stimulates blood flow, which keeps your complexion glowing. Frank coffee scrubs come in a variety of delicious scents. 

Social media is a wonderful tool for professing your love. 

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Eventually your social circle will start to go with it. 

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Come back next week for the second installation of “Caffeined.” Go forth and be caffeinated. 


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